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Funny SMS Messages
Bhagvan krishna ne geeta me kaha hai, Kalyoug me ek acha dost hoga jo SMS karega our dusra sirf pad kar muskurayega. Hasooo or hasooo, Good Night.
Tcher: How Old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I m.
Tcher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death,
Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,
Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.
Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?…. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he…
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..
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