Politics Jokes in Urdu. Funny Urdu Punjabi poetry.
Well, here we come with Sardar jokes in Urdu. I think Sardar from India and Pathans from Pakistan are most criticized. Lets read Sardar jokes in Urdu and enjoy.
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Sardar Helping out:
Aik ghar main aag lag gai, Sardar ne 6 logo ko jalti aag se bahir nikala mgr ne Police Sardar ko arrest kar k jail dal diya,
Kiu k wo 6 Fire brigade k admi thay
Sardar and Teacher joke
Teacher: What is number “seven”
Even or ODD.
Teacher: How can you make SEVEN even?
Sardar: just remove the “S”
Sardar on Interview
Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Sardar: It is a person who started to diet but forgot to STOP.
Sardar imtehan main
Biology k Practical main examiner ne sardar ko aik parinday ki legs dikhaia ur kaha: Is parinday ka name batao
Sardar: Me nahi janta
Examiner: Tum fail ho. kya name ha tumara?
Sardar: Janab yeh dekhen meri legs, aur bataen mera naam.
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